While there is currently a social media conspiracy involving Lady Gaga fans and fake reviews (yup, sounds about right for 2018), the first actual reactions to Sony Pictures’ Venom have hit the web and, well … the movie sounds absolutely bonkers.

Venom screened in Westwood, California Monday night and a flood of screening reactions from critics hit Twitter soon after. The consensus: Venom isn’t a good movie but it’s strange as hell. Here are some of the best takeaways: