Accusations of infidelity are a dime a dozen when it comes to divorce court. Since we love to watch other people be miserable, there is this amazing television show, aptly called ‘Divorce Court’, where we get to watch hapless couples bicker over all sorts of important and unimportant things. Like who gets to keep the sofa.

During a recent episode, a man accused his wife of sleeping with the entire Wu-Tang Clan in one evening. That’s incredible! There are nine members of Wu-Tang, so it would take some serious effort and stamina on her part. She admits to having the opportunity to hang out with the rap group backstage and at their hotel, and says she didn’t come home until 7 a.m. That’s not suspicious at all.

Best line in whole show?

“She gave Wu some tang.”

Wow.