In a world full of AMCs, FXs, and Pirate Bays, HBO reigns as king. It currently possesses TV’s alpha show (Game Of Thrones), alpha male (The Rock), and alpha immigrant (John Oliver). Even in the summertime, when everyone forgoes hours of television in exchange for hours of day beers, HBO still manages to stay in the news.
Let’s take a quick look at five things we currently think about HBO and give them an arbitrary score of 1-to-5. For scoring purposes, we will pay homage to HBO smash hit Silicon Valley and grade everything on a scale from 1 comma to 5 commas.
5. Ballers Startin’ to Ball
Quick Ballers recap:
-Denzel Washington’s son is currently shacking up with his teammate’s mom
-Denzel Washington’s son owns a house called ‘The Fun House’ where, to quote him indirectly, he has “[produced] about 1,000 [orgasms]” in the 30-foot swimming pool that takes up most of the backyard
-Denzel Washington’s son had an interview on national TV and chose to rock a beige suit with a white t-shirt underneath. Surprisingly, he did not look horrible.
-No actual football has been played yet on this show and the season is almost over
Ballers be ballin’ on HBO and we think this deserves cuatro commas (4 commas).Via HBO