Here are the results of everything that happened at WrestleMania 32, which took place at Cowboys Stadium in Texas on April 3rd.
Kalisto defeated Ryback to retain the WWE US Title
Kalisto pinned Ryback after a Salida Del Sol.
Team Total Divas defeated Team BAD and Blonde
Brie Bella forced Naomi to submit to the Yes! Lock.
The Usos defeated The Dudley Boyz
Jey pinned D’von with a superkick. After the match, the Usos splashed the Dudleyz through tables.
Zach Ryder won a 7-Man Ladder Match to become WWE Intercontinental Champion
Yes, we are serious, bro.
Chris Jericho defeated AJ Styles
Jericho pinned Styles by countering a Phenomenal Forearm with a Codebreaker.
The League of Nations defeated The New Day
Sheamus pinned Xavier Woods after a Brogue Kick. The match ended up being 3-on-3, with Wade Barrett at ringside.
The New Day entered via a giant box of Booty-O’s, while dressed as Dragonball Z characters. Everything we just wrote makes no sense, and yet absolutely happened.
After the match, Shawn Michaels, Mick Foley, and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin came out and beat up the League of Nations with the assistance of The New Day.
Brock Lesnar defeated Dean Ambrose in a Street Fight
Lesnar finally pinned Ambrose after the 15th suplex and an F5 into a pile of steel chairs.
Charlotte defeated Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks to become the new WWE Women’s Champion
Becky tapped out to the Figure Eight while Ric Flair held Sasha back from entering the ring.
Snoop Dogg sang a remix of Sasha’s entrance theme. Before the match, the Divas Title was replaced with the new WWE Women’s Championship.
The Undertaker defeated Shane McMahon in a Hell in a Cell match
Shane legitimately jumped off the top of the Cell and landed on the announce table. Unfortunately, the Undertaker moved. The Undertaker then pinned Shane after a Tombstone. Hey, remember how Shane came out and talked about how WWE had been bad lately and he was going to change things for the better? Yeah, about that…
Baron Corbin won the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Surprise entrants: DDP, Tatanka, Corbin, and for some reason, Shaquille O’Neal. Yes, that one. He and Big Show had a staredown and were eliminated by the field while trying to choke each other.
The Rock came out and lit a big sign with his name on it on fire with a flamethrower, then announced that WrestleMania 32 had set a new attendance record of 101,763 (which is almost certainly inflated, but reportedly the legitimate, un-inflated number of 85, 000 would also break the real record. No, there weren’t 93,000 people at WrestleMania III. Sorry to break it to you). The Wyatt Family interrupted, and somehow that led to a match.
The Rock defeated Erick Rowan
Rock pinned Rowan after a Rock Bottom. The match lasted an announced six seconds, an alleged WrestleMania record. The Wyatt Family surrounded the ring, but John Cena ran out to make the save.
Roman Reigns defeated Triple H to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion
Reigns pinned Triple H after a spear.
The crowd audio was noticeably muted during most of the match. Reports from the event and visual confirmation had people leaving mid-match.
The Pay Per View ended more than 45 minutes later than scheduled. The main event began 15 minutes after the original end time.