In case you were busy watching some basketball game or show about dragons, here are the results for the 2016 edition of WWE Money in the Bank!
– Golden Truth defeated Breezango (Goldust pinned Fandango, Final Cut)
Breeze and Fandango were suffering from massive sunburns due to, and we’re not kidding, a tanning incident on Raw last week. Seriously, if you still have a sunburn six days later, see a doctor.
– The Lucha Dragons defeated The Dudley Boyz (Sin Cara pinned Bubba Ray, Dragon Bomb)
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– The New Day defeated The Club, Enzo & Cass, and The Vaudevillains in a Fatal Four-Way Match to retain the WWE Tag Team Titles (Kofi Kingston pinned Aiden English, Midnight Hour)
– Baron Corbin defeated Dolph Ziggler (pinfall, End of Days)
– Charlotte and Dana Brooke defeated Becky Lynch and Natalya (Charlotte pinned Natalya, Natural Selection)
After the loss, Natalya turned on Becky Lynch.
– Apollo Crews defeated Sheamus (pinfall, rollup)
– AJ Styles defeated John Cena (pinfall, Club interference)
– Dean Ambrose won the Money in the Bank briefcase over Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho, Cesaro, and Alberto Del Rio
– Rusev defeated Titus O’Neil to retain the WWE United States Title (submission, Accolade)
– Seth Rollins defeated Roman Reigns to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship (pinfall, Pedigree)
Post-match, Dean Ambrose attacked Rollins from behind and cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase.
– Dean Ambrose defeated Seth Rollins to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship (pinfall, Dirty Deeds)