In breaking news, the exact number of children that the hottest free agent in pro wrestling, Heath Slater, is actually supporting can now be determined, thanks to a segment which inexplicably did not air during Smackdown Live! Yes, that’s Heath and his (current) wife Beulah, introducing the world to Heath’s kids, all seven of them…that he knows of. WWE may have missed the mark on Raw with the painfully unfunny “Old Day” sketch, but this makes up for that in every possible way. Get this man a contract so he can get his daughter a tongue, Smackdown!