Buckle up, fans of ridiculous wrestling kayfabe, because Kurt Angle dropped a doozy this week on Raw.
For weeks, the general manager of Raw has been threatened with a scandal that would “ruin him.” It involved secret phone and a lot of worried facial expressions. Angle realized it was affecting his ability to run Raw, and promised to come clean. On Monday night, Angle revealed to everyone exactly what has been keeping him distracted all these weeks.
Angle announced that Jason Jordan, one-half of the former American Alphas tag team and a former NXT and SmackDown Tag Team champion, was actually his illegitimate son. To make a long story short, Angle mentioned that he briefly dated a woman in college and was never aware of the pregnancy. The child was put up for adoption and Angle was kept in the dark about the whole process. Oh it’s true. It’s damn true.
Angle then introduced Jordan as both his son and the newest member of Raw. The two hugged it out in the ring and that was pretty much it. Not sure what the scandal was all about, since Angle seems pretty happy about his newly discovered offspring.
For those wondering, Angle is 48-years-old and Jordan is 28-years-old. So at least the math of this supposed relationship mostly adds up. We’ll have to wait and see what else becomes of this storyline before we judge it either way, but remember one thing: Hornswaggle was technically Vicne McMahon’s son at one point.