Mark Wahlberg

WATCH: Mark Wahlberg Scars Kids For Life With His ‘Birds And The Bees’ Talk

To us, he’s Marky Mark, but apparently Mark Wahlberg likes to be called “The General” when he gives sex ed advice.

As you can imagine, hilarity ensues. We just wish someone had told us that making a baby is like putting a baguette in a bowl of clam chowder. Makes perfect sense!

Nick Steinberg (@Nick_Steinberg)

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