You read that headline correctly. Someone has created another app that allows you pick and choose partners. Only instead of having romantic intentions (or just a passion-filled one night stand — we’re not judging!) like Tinder or Grindr, this app will set you up for a random fist fight with a stranger.
Rumblr (yes, Rumblr), even bills itself as the “Tinder for fighting” was created by Matt Henderson and Jack Kim, who say they are “recreational fighters.” You can create a profile that lists your age, height, and weight, as well as your fight specialty (karate, judo, BJJ, etc…)
If you match with an equally violent and crazy person, you can schedule a fight or click the “Pussy Out” button to virtually run away. We’re not kidding. That’s what the actual button says.
You can also use the map feature to explore “fights happening near you,” which seems like a bad idea in general.
There is a catch though — it’s not actually an app. Although it looks exactly like one, it’s only going to be a web-based site designed to look and act like a real app. Their website does feature a “Coming soon on the Apple App Store” notice, but we doubt that Tim Cook and Co. will be approving this ingenious/idiotic idea.