Wow, we can’t say we were prepared for this.
Comedy site Funny or Die has released its own satirical Donald Trump biopic starring none other than Johnny Depp as The Donald and it’s the real deal. It’s a full 50 minutes long and was shot in secret so it could be unleashed upon the world without warning.
Ron Howard serves as narrator (because of course he does) and the film also stars Patton Oswalt, Alfred Molina, Henry Winkler, Michaela Watkins, Stephen Merchant, Christopher Lloyd, Kristen Schaal, Andy Richter, Paul Scheer, Rob Huebel, Tymberlee Hill, Alf (no, that’s not a typo), Jordan Coleman, Joe Nuñez, and Jeremy Konner.
Oh and the theme song is by Kenny Logins. This is nuts.
Here’s the synopsis:
Donald Trump has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But all his success didn’t come for nothing. First, he inherited millions of dollars from his rich father, then he grabbed New York City by the balls. Now you can learn the art of negotiation, real estate, and high-quality brass in this illuminating made-for-TV special feature, Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump’s The Art Of The Deal: The Movie.
You can watch the full movie at Funny or Die, obviously.