We really only have ourselves to blame for this.
Seemingly betting on the chance that people hate themselves (but really, really love pizza) enough to deck themselves out in embarrassing corporate gear, Pizza Hut have introduced the “Hut Swag” collection because they also hate you just as much.
Gasp at the desperate-to-appeal-to-millennials “Pizza Is Bae” hoodie; marvel at the brighter-than-a-thousand-suns pizza sunglasses; throw yourself on the pyre of our collective burning dignity with the “Pizza Is My Life” t-shirts and pizza pillowcases and bed sheets.
Just look at those hired models; they’re enjoying life on a higher plane of existence thanks to all that hawt pizza gear! We mere mortals can only dream of such a thing.
Well you’re in luck: If you’re feeling the urge to start pimping your love for Pizza Hut buffets and stuffed crust, feel free to visit the Hut Swag online store and get your very own pizza yoga pants. Because why not remind yourself of your poor life decisions during your daily round of vinyasas.