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Check Out These Six “Cereal Killers” We Wish Actually Existed

I’ll admit it. When I was younger, I didn’t realize there was a difference between “cereal killer” and “serial killer.” I mean, they sound exactly the same! Plus cereal is delicious, and I couldn’t figure out why anyone would want to kill a tasty breakfast food.

Now the merging of these two terms enters my life again, only this time in the way of these awesome mashups between actual cereal and fictional deadly murderers.

If we lived in a less politically correct world, where people didn’t get offended by anything and everything, I could totally see these cereals being a real thing. Until then, I’ll just have to keep dreaming for a bowl of Fruity Krueger.

(Thanks to HalloweenCostumes.ca for the awesome images!)

Devon Taylor (@DevonTaylor113)

Devon Taylor (@DevonTaylor113)

Devon has been writing about random things online since 2013. His favorite video game is Rocket League, his favorite TV show is The Sopranos, and he hated the last season of Game of Thrones. Follow him @DevonTaylor113.

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