WATCH: The 8-bit ‘Army of Darkness’ Video Game You Wish Existed Via YouTube

We love everything about Ash Williams from The Evil Dead series. We love his attitude. We love his chin. We love his boomstick. Errr, that last bit sounded weird. You know what we mean.

With the release of Bruce Campbell’s new series Ash vs. Evil Dead premiering this weekend (on Halloween, no less), CineFX have created this amazing video of what an Army of Darkness video game might have looked like back in the early 90s on the NES. Most of your favorite quotes made their way in, too.

Our only criticism is that they didn’t include “good, bad — I’m the guy with the gun,” which is, in our opinion, the most badass line Ash ever uttered.