Look, no one is disputing whether or not Batman is cool. He’s cool. One of the coolest superheroes ever. That’s a fact. The problem is that he’s too cool. So cool that toy companies can’t help but come up with all sorts of whacked out ways they can trick out the Dark Knight so he’s ready to tackle anything from common thugs to, uhhhh. . .cyber things. Ok let’s face it, there have been a ton of awful Batman toys released over the years that just don’t seem to make any sense. Let’s take a look at 10 of the worst.
10. Night Glider Batman
It makes sense that Batman would have some sort of advanced winged suit that he uses to glide through the night sky. And you’d probably think that a “night glider suit” would be specially optimized with stealth features, such as black paint, to help keep the wearer out of sight. But the creative team behind this concept figured that neon orange and blue was really the best way to go. Maybe they were thinking Batman’s so badass that he actually wants all his enemies to see him coming.