The 10 Most Worthless Car Modifications

9. Xenon or HID Lights

Staying with the lighting theme for a minute, another waste of a car modification are Xenon headlights, or High Intensity Discharge (HID) lights. This lighting is growing in popularity as an alternative to halogen headlight bulbs that are known to produce excessive heat when on for extended periods. The HID lights may produce less heat than halogen headlights, but the blue-white light emitted by Xenon bulbs is so bright that it has been known to impact the sight of other drivers. Worse, recent tests have shown that HID headlights do not improve road visibility by a significant margin, and that most HID headlights are not wired properly into vehicles, which can lead to the headlights actually being dim and useless. For the expense, this car modification is not worth it. Regular, factory installed headlights will do for, well, every one of us.

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8. Spinner Hubcaps

Another popular item for the car mod crowd is the super annoying spinner hubcap. Meant to turn independently of the wheel, spinner hubcaps are another item that serves no purpose other than to annoy every car you pass on the street. In fact, spinner hubcaps are so irritating that several U.S. States have passed legislative bills to ban them on the grounds that they could be distracting or disconcerting to other motorists, and, as such, represent a safety hazard. Nevertheless, spinner hubcaps continue to be one of the bestselling items at specialty car modification shops, with people buying them out of state and adding them to their cars even in jurisdictions where they are banned. Sad, but true.

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7. Fake Performance Badges

Talk about delusional. Slapping a sticker onto your sedan isn’t going to turn it into a high-end performance model. That BMW 325i isn’t really an M3 just because you placed a sticker over the 325i etching on the rear of the car. And, believe it or not, most people can tell. Yet despite this fact, a staggering number of people continue to buy stickers and slap them on their lower-end model cars to give themselves the illusion that they are driving the higher-end model car that they covet. We suppose that this is the most affordable way for people to live out their dreams. But it nevertheless reflects badly on the owner of the car and is a sad, albeit more affordable, waste of money. Really, the only thing this car mod accomplishes is to make people feel sorry for the owner of the sticker covered car. You’re only fooling yourself.

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6. Stick-On Hood Vents (Hood Scoops)

Come on, people. We’re better than this. These are the fake vents, or scoops, that people buy and stick-on the hood of their car to, we assume, make it look like a racing model. Real hood scoops improve airflow through the vents, increasing efficiency of heat and air conditioning. But fake hood scoops are phony pieces of plastic glued on the car. Air doesn’t go to the engine or anywhere else. Yet sadly, stick on hood vents are a bestseller on eBay, where they can be purchased for as little as $5. We know that people want to make their car look cooler than it is, but this is not the answer. In reality, many of these fake hood vents fly off when driving down the highway. YouTube it and you’ll see the hilarious and pathetic fails when it comes to this cheap and unnecessary car mod. And these stick-on hood vents are usually added to cars that are not, in any way, a racing vehicle. That Toyota Corolla does not look like a street racing vehicle with the fake hood vent stuck on it. Time for an honest moment with ourselves, folks.

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5. Body Kits

Real car body kits serve a useful purpose. They decrease the weight of a car and make it more aerodynamic and more fuel efficient. This is the case on professional, custom-made NASCAR vehicles. On a Volkswagen Golf, however, a body kit serves no purpose. The reality is that body kits added to ordinary vehicles aftermarket usually end up increasing the weight of a car and make it so low to the ground that speed bumps become a serious hazard. And in winter, that car becomes a glorified snow plow. Most people who splash out for a body kit on their car end up spending an equal amount of money fixing the car after it scrapes the ground and essentially tears itself apart. And don’t get us started on the sparks that can be caused by body kits scraping along the road.

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4. Tinted Windows

Tinted windows on the side and rear of a car can serve a purpose in that they reduce the glare of the sun and can protect the privacy of children. But tinted windows everywhere on a vehicle, including the windshield, is completely useless and serves no purpose other than to make other people on the road assume you’re a criminal. In most U.S. states there are legal limits to how dark a vehicle’s windows can be tinted. In some jurisdictions, it is illegal to tint the windshield at all. This is because some geniuses tint their car windows so dark that they are actually hard to see out of and lead to accidents. And at night, tinted windows just seem ridiculous. While tinted car windows may look cool in rap music videos, they are not practical or needed in real life. Plus, they are expensive—more than $1,000 in many cases. Save your money!

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3. Fake Engine Sounds

That Scion FR-S car is not known for having an engine that roars, or purrs, for that matter. In lieu of upgrading the engine, people can add fake engine sounds to their car. For a decent amount of money, people can add a set of speakers under the hood to make it sound like the engine is supped up and ready to rumble. The car will sound badass and nobody will know you’re full of it until you engage in a street race and the limits of your car’s power are exposed. But, in most instances, your car will sound like a powerhouse thanks to the fake engine sounds and you will be able to annoy the people stopped beside you at red lights. This car mod is completely unnecessary, useless and silly. But whoever said being cool required people to be practical or smart, right?

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2. Big Wheels

Why? Really, why are bigger than normal wheels required on a car? In most cases, the large wheels look out of place and, in many instances, they expose rusting brakes. Even cosmetically, big wheels don’t look good or add much to a car. A set of 18-inch wheels on a Honda Civic looks ridiculous and adds nothing. Also known as “low profile tires” these larger tires add nothing of value and need to be stopped. As always, there are laws and limits to how big the tires on a vehicle can be—for safety reasons, of course. But that doesn’t stop many people from trying to cram the absolute biggest tires possible onto their car. And while big wheels get noticed, it is always for the wrong reasons. Be smart and stick to the recommended tire size for your car, especially if it is a regular vehicle such as a Honda Civic. Honestly, it’s a Honda Civic.

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1. Wings/Spoilers

Is there anything worse than wings on the trunk of a car? If there is, we can’t think of what it would be. Also known as a “spoiler,” the purpose of car wings is to decrease the slope of the airflow path down the back of the car, which purportedly decreases drag, increases mileage and keeps the rear window clean. In reality, wings and spoilers only serve to make it more difficult to open the trunk of a vehicle. Wings and spoilers look trashy and serve no purpose on most vehicles. The larger the wing or spoiler, the more stupid it looks. Of course, this fact hasn’t stopped wings and spoilers from being among the most popular car modifications around. Stop the insanity!

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