Let’s be honest, most of us are pretty hard on our car. We certainly don’t take care of our vehicles the way we should. If we did, they would last forever. But, unfortunately, most of us run our poor cars into the ground and then get a new one. We litter our cars with junk, unpleasant smells, and only spend money to keep them running when we absolutely have to. Our cars are taken for granted like a dependable friend or relative. We always assume they’ll be there for us when we need them and seldom pay them much mind unless they’re sick or complaining. But what would our cars say to us if they could talk? It’s interesting to ponder. Here are 10 things most cars would likely say to us if they could speak their mind freely rather than regurgitate pre-programmed slogans.
10. “I need a bath… and don’t forget to wash my crevices.”
Most cars are pretty filthy. It is amazing how long people will go before taking their vehicle through a car wash. Sure, we’re more likely to hit a car wash in the winter when our car is covered in salt residue. But we almost never visit a car wash in the summer, leading to people writing cute signs like “wash me” on the outside of our car with their fingers. And let’s not even get into the interior of a car. The inside of most cars are absolutely disgusting. Never mind the obvious fast food wrappers and coffee cups. What about all the cracks and crevices in a car? Between the seats and under the floor mats. Gross. If there’s one thing most cars need, it is a bath.